The brand for the chronically applied-but-never-hired

You're not unemployed.
You're unemployable.

The first drop is loading. Be first in line for the layoffs of fashion.

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“I did not survive
the AI bubble.”

For the recently automated. Worn by humans, briefly.

Black tee reading: You're not unemployed. You're unemployable.
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“You're not unemployed.
You're unemployable.”

Say it with your chest. Then put it on a résumé you'll never send.

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UNEMPLOYABLE™
Office mat

Welcome to the home office. Population: you, and a 0% callback rate.

Get the drop before
the rejection emails do.

Not shopping? Go get rejected → the inbox

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